Ephemera Vol. LXXIV: Your favorite literary vampire



JULIE: “How was your day at work?”
ME:


JULIE: “How was your day at work?”
ME:


Newborn orangutan baby.




“Quickie pizza” made on an English muffin [1956]

This is tasty. I ate it a lot when I was a kid. American cheese, oregano, canned tomato sauce, heat it in the toaster-oven. White toast works fine if there’s no English muffin.