Obama unloads: “This is not a reality show. This is reality” (Axios) – As a crazy uncle, I am offended by references to crazy uncles who spoil the holidays.
Sure, there was that one time….
The pandemic is getting worse again. (Axios) – Julie is stocking up on TP, meds, pet food, and such, in case supply chains break down again.
Google Image Search for “worst ladder” yields excellent results. As reported in xkcd

Anthony Bourdain at his high school graduation (1974) via

Conrad Heyer was born in 1749 and was 103 when this portrait was taken in 1852. He was in his 70s the year Napoleon died, and crossed the Delaware with George Washington. Via