- Louisiana frees a prisoner serving a life sentence for stealing a pair of hedge clippers.
- Jeffrey Toobin wishes he had duct tape on his laptop camera.
- So many memes
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call (Laura Wagner/Vice) – Suddenly I’m no longer embarrassed about that time a few months ago when I forgot I was on camera and picked my nose.
While the crime itself did not warrant the life sentence, his four prior felony convictions — an attempted armed robbery, possession of stolen goods, attempted forgery of a check, and simple burglary — triggered Louisiana’s habitual offender statute….
Three guesses what race the guy is.
Patrick Stewart in “I, Claudius.” via