- Louisiana frees a prisoner serving a life sentence for stealing a pair of hedge clippers.
- Jeffrey Toobin wishes he had duct tape on his laptop camera.
- So many memes
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Louisiana freed a 63-year-old man who served 23 years of a life sentence without parole for stealing a pair of hedge clippers from a garage. (Victoria Albert/CBSNews.com)
While the crime itself did not warrant the life sentence, his four prior felony convictions — an attempted armed robbery, possession of stolen goods, attempted forgery of a check, and simple burglary — triggered Louisiana’s habitual offender statute….
Three guesses what race the guy is.
Patrick Stewart in “I, Claudius.” via
