ME: “I haven’t washed the dog since before the pandemic. She’s getting really smelly. I used to take her in to this self-wash place and I’ve been putting off giving her a bath at home because it just seems like too much hassle. Water everywhere, and if we do it outside, mud.”

MY FRIEND: “Just rub her down with a wet towel.”

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Mitch Wagner @MitchWagner