Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening [McSweeney’s Internet Tendency]

You write that “through queer and monstrous perversions of geometrical laws, students will be seated at blasphemous angles outside the curves of our dimensions, thus remaining safely six feet apart.” Please clarify whether safe distancing could be achieved without resort to “loathsome horrors beyond human conception.”

Mitch Wagner @MitchWagner