I always thought that was where “the sun don’t shine”

Is the Future of Wellness Sunbathing Your Asshole? [Maria Sherman, Jezebel]: “… she explains that ’30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on,’ and that it is ‘an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!’ (Yes, because that is what ‘ancient’ means.)

Josh Brolin Perineum Update: Josh Brolin burned his perineum. [Matthew Dessem, Slate]:

Here are Josh Brolin’s complete comments on the benefits and dangers of perineum sunning:

“Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously. #blackholefriday #blackholesun #severeperineumburns #santamonicafiredepartment #assholecare”