Turning over a fucking new leaf

Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves are being praised as saints for behavior that should not be exceptional. It should be ordinary. It should not be that unusual to just be nice.

I often do not live up to that standard. So I have resolved to be nicer to people.

It’s hard to be very nice without being annoyingly, creepily cheerful. So I also need to fucking swear more. To strike a fucking balance.